THERE'S A NEW AWAY STRIP IN OSWESTRY
That oasis of sheep in a desert of...... more
WAILS CUP THIRD ROUND SCANDAL
In a surprising move by......
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BERTIE WOOSTER SHOCK DEVELOPMENTS
In a surprising and ground-breaking......
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DOCTOR NO PRETEEN GIRLS SHOCK
Evil Doctor No, leading
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WAILS CUP DRAWS
Huge Grey Cunts and Wellshite
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FOKKERS TO FOKK OFF
It's been an incredibly hard
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RUGBY CLUB - MORE SURPRISING NEWS
In what is obviously a cunning and devious plan, Ed
......
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SURPRISING SUPPORT FOR RUGBY CLUB
In a surprising development from the vulgar side of
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SHAGGER RETURNS TO SHITS
Shagger has sensationally returned to the Shits, it
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MICHAEL JACKSON IN CESSPOOL SHOCK
Michael Jackson has left the Traitors and joined
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Llama invades the pitch
RESULTS SEASON 2004/05
WANCAS WAILS PIGSEAR LEAGUE
Aberration
2 - 0
Rugby Club
Allbran
0 - 3
Shits
Effin' Drunken Newts
0 - 2
Some Welsh Village
Havinarest
0 - 0
Connor's Queer Nomads
Obvious Spelling Mistakes
4 - 1
Effin' Dildoes
Port Tosspot
1 - 2
Lord Lucan's XI Drunken Scousers
Same Name as Team B
0 - 5
Same Name as Team A
Traitors
2 - 0
Those Fokkers
TABLE SEASON 2004/05
| There's No Soccer in Oswestry |
22 |
| Shits |
19 |
| Traitors |
19 |
Obvious Spelling Mistakes |
19 |
| Same Name as Team A |
19 |
| Some Welsh Village |
16 |
| Aberration |
14 |
| XI Scousers Que Desaparece De Seņor Lucan |
13 |
| Connor's Queer Nomads |
12 |
| Havinarest |
10 |
| Allbran |
9 |
| Cesspool |
7 |
| Effin Drunken Newts |
7 |
| Same Name as Team B |
6 |
| Port Tosspot |
5 |
| Those Fokkers |
4 |
| Effin Dildoes |
3 |
| Rugby Club |
0 |
TABLE SEASON 2003/04
| Traitors |
77 |
| There's No Soccer in Oswestry |
76 |
| Havinarest |
62 |
| Aberration |
59 |
| Obvious Spelling Mistakes |
55 |
| Shits |
54 |
| Allbran |
48 |
| Connor's Queer Nomads |
42 |
| Same Name as Team B |
42 |
| Some Welsh Village |
41 |
| Port Tosspot |
39 |
| Lord Lucan's XI Disappearing Scousers |
36 |
| Effin Drunken Newts |
35 |
| Effin Dildoes |
32 |
| Cesspool |
25 |
| Same Name as Team A |
20 |
| Barry the Sheep |
16 |
RELEGATION
Barry the Sheep
PROMOTION
HUGE GREY
CUNTS ALLIANCE
Those Fokkers
WELLSHITE LEAGUE
Rugby Club